User:Devotedtwilightfan

Hello, my name is Jacob ,I recently have fell in love with the ABC Soap Opera Series named Desperate Housewives and it was always my dream to edit my watchlist edit my user pages , edit other people`s pages, and so on etc......!! I just started watching the end of the series one !! I have got done with all of them on S. 1!! I can still help though!! I love Edie Britt ( not because she is A tramp) but because of her `` I am going to get that man and I am going to get hinow `` attitude !! Now, you may be wandering why I did not include Bree , Susan , Lynnete , or Gabrielle but they all have one or two reasons why I like him or her I just do not wanna include them in THIS PARTICULAR DISCUSSION!!Now , I was stunned when I found out about Deidre , Dana , Zach , Paul , and Mary Alice`s Secret of why she killed herself!( I still have not watched any seasons other than the 1st , so guys do not give me any ANY!... SPOILERS!!!!)I think that what Rex Van De Kamp wanted from Bree , obviously Bree did not like , and her Obsessive Compulsive Disorder even stood in the way of her one and only SEX LIFE!! Now, I understand why everything shall be clean with her around but the one and only NATURAL DEFINITION of Sex is DIRTINESS!! If Bree does not like that then why is she refusing ....... now it shall be violently to that of what Rex Van De Kamp wants!! Now, onto Gabrielle Solis she is hot and sexy etc.. BUT she does not wanna be like Edie Britt, well why attract attention from men when you are already married !! She claims she is A roman catholic or something in that nature why abolish her own RELIGION having an AFFAIR with her gardener, ( FOR GODS SAKE HER GARDENER FOR GODS SAKE)!! Now unto Susan Mayer, she is hot and all but she has had sex with all the men she can get ( That is 3 FYI ) Same as Edie Britt!! THAT OUGHTTA BE BAD !! Susan has had A divorce with A man named Karl Mayer and she is not even sobbing over that break up and she decides to spice up her sex life then?! UUHUUH!! Then she sleeps with 3 YEAH YEAH 3 now that is A lot of men for anyone to sleep with!! Then she finds solice in Mike Delfino ..............oooohh that does make me mad because she is worthy of more respect than that!!Now, Edie I love her!!