User blog comment:Lynettefan2626/The Desperate Housewives Wiki Tournament: Round 3/@comment-4689777-20120710155850

Narration
I have prepared a Mary Alice-like narration to go with it:

"Idyllic: it is a word that means a charming scene; however, this can mean many different things to many different people. For some it might be a gorgeous waterfall running down the cliffs. For others it might be a bottle of wine at the end of a long night. A few might know it a heaven, beckoning us for when we die. But for citizens of suburbia, the word idyllic has generally come to mean a beautiful house, ah, but another thing that binds in the minds of suburban citizens is that each and every one of them knows that a beautiful house doesn’t always mean a beautiful home. And no one knew this better than a particular resident living under the roof of 139, because, you see, as most doors on Earth, behind this one were secrets. Dark, juicy, tantalizing secrets. Secrets that must stay hidden under any means necessary. And there is something that people with secrets love about houses like 139, and that’s that idyllic houses are façades and are therefore proven to be very good at keeping in what’s inside. Yes, we all dream of something idyllic, but as only the best of us can know, some things are just better when they remain… a mere dream."

- Mary Alice Young