User blog comment:MissMayfair/If you could change something, anything in any of the series, what would it be?/@comment-5119729-20130730024953

Okay, this was written a while ago, but I'm still going to comment:

I never would've had the time jump, it ruined everything.

Susan: I would've had her marry Ian, and they could last into season four when Susan would develop an affair with Mike, but she would get pregnant, and worry about who the father was, as she was having un-protected sex with both Ian and Mike. Ian would soon learn about the affair when reading one of Susan's texts from Mike. During the tornado, Ian would try to murder Mike (instead of Victor trying to murder Carlos). Ian would hold Mike at gun point, but would suddenly collapse. Susan would be behind Ian and be shooting him with one of Bree's guns. Susan and Mike would go into the hospital for a paternity test, and they'd learn it was Mike's baby. Mike would finally propose to Susan and she would accept, but the baby would be still born after premature birth. Susan and Mike would get married in the season finale (instead of Bob and Lee). In season five, Mike and Susan would attempt to conceive a child, but learn Susan is incapable of conceiving. This would put a crimp in the marriage, and Mike and Susan would separate in the fifth season finale. In season six, the divorce would be finalized. Susan would swear off ever remarrying, and have numerous sexual encounters. Mike would start dating Katherine Mayfair, and they would have a wedding in the sixth season finale, however, Susan would crash the wedding, and confess her love to Mike. Mike would tell Susan to leave, and would marry Katherine. In season seven, Mike's marriage to Katherine would come to an end when she realized she was lesbian, and would leave Mike. Susan would continue to attempt reconciliation, but Mike would refuse, however in the eighth season finale, Mike would realize his love for Susan, but it would be to late as he would enter her house to confess and would find her deceased body dangling from the ceiling with rope around her neck, and a chair kicked over. Mary Alice would narrate that no everyone has happily ever afters.

Lynette: In the season one premiere, Tom would leave her. In season two, Tom would get full custody of the kids. In season three, Lynette would loose her job. In season four, Lynette would be jobless, but forced to pay child support to Tom. In season five, Lynette would get cancer. In season six, Lynette would get in a car crash and be deaf. In season seven, Lynette would be blind. In season eight, a blind and deaf Lynette would walk across the street, and collapse from being in to much pain from the cancer, and a car would run over her, and back over her again to see who it was.

Bree: In season one, she would divorce Rex. In season two, she would marry George after he got her drunk one night. Bree would learn that George is drugging her in order to keep her around his finger. Bree would kill George. In season three, Bree would meet and marry Orson. Then after that, I'm fine, but instead of the Keith nonscence, I would like to see Bree married to Karl Mayer during that time.

Gabrielle: Her first pregnancy never existed. She would divorce Carlos at the end of season one. She would marry Victor at the end of season three, stay with him until season seven when he died of cancer, and eventually would fall for Carlos again who she hadn't seen and six years, and they would remarry. Also, Gaby would have two girls with Victor: Val and Veronica.

Edie: She never would've died, she would've been involved with Paul/Felicia story.

Betty: Never came on show.

Katherine: (Read Susan)

Angie: Keep her the same.

Renee: (Read Betty)

Mary Alice: Had her die in season premiere, but season one would be the year before she died.