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 "Listen to me. We all have moments of desperation, but if we can face them head on, that's when we find out how strong we really are."

- Mary Alice Young "Whatever dreams my kids achieve, they should know it started on the shoulders of a strong, proud, Mexican man."

- Carlos Solis "What a tasteful solution. You must write an etiquette book for adulturers."

- Orson Hodge "The heart wants what it wants!"

- Karl Mayer "Wow, get a load of you. You look so pretty. I hardly recognize you!"

- Edie Britt "It's a rare man that understands the value of a perfect rose."

- Mary Alice Young "Yes, well, I have some bad news. Rex died."

- Bree Van de Kamp "We're not negotiating my uterus."

- Gabrielle Solis "Okay, now I want you to hold the gun like you're holding a beautiful white dove. Hold it firmly enough that it can't get away, but not so firmly that you can kill it."

- Bree Van de Kamp "Sometimes evil drives a minivan."

- Mr. Shaw "Please, you're dating my wife. Call me Rex."

- Rex Van de Kamp "An odd thing happens when we die, our senses vanish. Taste, touch, smell and sound become a distant memory, but our sight? Ah, our sight expands and we can suddenly see the world we left behind so clearly. Of course most of what's visible to the dead could also be seen by the living, if they would only take the time to look."

- Mary Alice Young "We're not like other families, are we?"

- Danielle Van de Kamp "What do you want me to say? My husband likes to wear metal clamps around his nipples. Hooray?"

- Bree Van de Kamp "Of course I believe in evil - I work in real estate."

- Edie Britt "Look on the bright side - at least we're still rich."

- Gabrielle Solis "Don't look shocked, Martha, makes your face look fat."

- Felicia Tilman "Trust is a fragile thing. Once earned, it affords us tremendous freedom. But once trust is lost, it can be impossible to recover. Of course the truth is, we never know who we can trust. Those we're closest to can betray us, and total strangers can come to our rescue. In the end, most people decide to trust only themselves. It really is the simplest way to keep from getting burned."

- Mary Alice Young "Sorry. I shop New York style. Until someone is either bruised or bleeding, no sale is final."

- Renee Perry "What are you doing? That's my suicide pie!"

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