User:Lynettefan2626



"This is not a joke, Tom. Something has attacked our home and when that happens you don't just stand by; you fight it! Screw this creature that has come into our lives uninvited and is trying to destroy us! It will not'' defeat me."

- Lynette Scavo

Hi, I'm Josh :) I'm 18 and from England. I first started watching Desperate Housewives properly near the end of Season 6 with the bomb storyline. But, the first episode I ever watched was Edie Britt's ashes episode. I remember it seemed so sad and I hadn't even watched the show before :)

Episodes
Starting with the episode "Come on Over for Dinner", we the admins have spent time recapping several non-sequential episodes in their entirety, thus providing better accounts of what happened in them. The following is a list of the episodes I have recapped (by order of airing, not recapping):

Recapped episodes:
 * "They Asked Me Why I Believe in You" - With PNG photos
 * "Bang" - With PNG photos
 * "Something's Coming" - With PNG photos
 * "Look Into Their Eyes and You See What They Know" - With PNG photos
 * "Watch While I Revise the World" - With PNG photos
 * "Witch's Lament" - With PNG photos
 * "Putting It Together" - With PNG photos
 * "What's the Good of Being Good?" - With PNG photos
 * "She Needs Me" - With PNG photos
 * "Any Moment" - With PNG photos
 * "The People Will Hear - With PNG photos

Under construction:
 * "Then I Really Got Scared"

Upcoming episodes:
 * "The Ladies Who Lunch"
 * "Now I Know, Don't Be Scared"
 * "Boom Crunch"

Characters
Completed Characters
 * Lynette Scavo
 * Chuck Vance
 * Danielle Van de Kamp
 * Nora Huntington
 * Paige Scavo
 * Toby
 * Jenny Hunter-McDermott

Under construction
 * Edie Williams
 * Penny Scavo

Upcoming Characters
 * Tom Scavo
 * Porter Scavo
 * Parker Scavo
 * Preston Scavo

Quotations
Lynette Scavo

Bree Van de Kamp

Season 3

 * 1. Bang
 * 2. The Miracle Song
 * 3. Listen to the Rain on the Roof
 * 4. Beautiful Girls
 * 5. Into the Woods
 * 6. Getting Married Today
 * 7. My Husband, the Pig
 * 8. Children and Art
 * 9. Dress Big
 * 10. Nice She Ain't
 * 11. Gossip
 * 12. God, That's Good
 * 13. No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds
 * 14. A Weekend in the Country
 * 15. Like it Was
 * 16. I Remember That
 * 17. Liaisons
 * 18. What Would We Do Without You?
 * 19. The Little Things You Do Together
 * 20. Not While I'm Around
 * 21. Sweetheart, I Have to Confess
 * 22. Come Play Wiz Me
 * 23. It Takes Two

Season 4

 * 1. Now I Know, Don't Be Scared
 * 2. Something's Coming
 * 3. Free
 * 4. The Gun Song
 * 5. Welcome to Kanagawa
 * 6. Now You Know
 * 7. Mother Said
 * 8. The Game
 * 9. Opening Doors
 * 10. You Can't Judge a Book by its Cover
 * 11. Smiles of a Summer Night
 * 12. If There's Anything I Can't Stand
 * 13. Hello, Little Girl
 * 14. Sunday
 * 15. Art Isn't Easy
 * 16. In Buddy's Eyes
 * 17. Distant Past

Season 5

 * 1. The Best Thing That Ever Could Have Happened
 * 2. If It's Only in Your Head
 * 3. Look Into Their Eyes and You See What They Know
 * 4. A Spark. To Pierce the Dark.
 * 5. City on Fire
 * 6. Everybody Says Don't
 * 7. What More Do I Need?
 * 8. We're So Happy You're So Happy
 * 9. There's Always a Woman
 * 10. A Vision's Just a Vision
 * 11. In a World Where the Kings Are Employers
 * 12. Crime Doesn't Pay
 * 13. Bargaining
 * 14. Mirror, Mirror
 * 15. Marry Me a Little
 * 16. Connect! Connect!
 * 17. Kids Ain't Like Everybody Else
 * 18. Mama Spent Money When She Had None
 * 19. The Story of Lucy and Jessie
 * 20. You're Gonna Love Tomorrow
 * 21. Me and My Town
 * 22. Rose's Turn
 * 23. Home is the Place
 * 24. Back in Business

Season 6

 * 1. I Guess This is Goodbye
 * 2. Boom Crunch
 * 3. Epiphany
 * 4. The Ballad of Booth
 * 5. A Little Night Music
 * 6. If...
 * 7. Lovely
 * 8. We All Deserve to Die
 * 9. Being Alive
 * 10. Would I Think of Suicide?
 * 11. The Coffee Cup
 * 12. Never Judge a Lady by Her Lover
 * 13. My Two Young Men
 * 14. The Chase
 * 15. Careful the Things You Say
 * 16. Chromolume No. 7
 * 17. The Glamorous Life
 * 18. Everybody Ought to Have a Maid
 * 19. You Gotta Get a Gimmick
 * 20. Don't Walk on the Grass
 * 21. How About a Friendly Shrink?
 * 22. Nice is Different Than Good
 * 23. The God-Why-Don’t-You-Love-Me Blues

Season 7

 * 1. Come on Over for Dinner
 * 2. Down the Block There's a Riot
 * 3. Searching
 * 4. And Lots of Security...
 * 5. Farewell Letter
 * 6. Then I Really Got Scared
 * 7. Moments in the Woods
 * 8. Where Do I Belong?
 * 9. Remember Paul?
 * 10. Excited and Scared
 * 11. Everything's Different, Nothing's Changed
 * 12. Flashback
 * 13. I'll Swallow Poison on Sunday
 * 14. Assassins
 * 15. I'm Still Here
 * 16. Sorry Grateful
 * 17. Pleasant Little Kingdom
 * 18. The Lies Ill-Concealed
 * 19. The Thing That Counts is What's Inside
 * 20. You Must Meet My Wife
 * 21. A Humiliating Business
 * 22. Let Me Entertain You
 * 23. Truly Content

Season 8

 * 1) Finishing the Hat
 * 2) Give Me the Blame
 * 3) You Take for Granted
 * 4) The People Will Hear
 * 5) What's the Good of Being Good?
 * 6) Secrets That I Never Want to Know
 * 7) What's to Discuss, Old Friend?
 * 8) Putting It Together
 * 9) Any Moment
 * 10) She Needs Me
 * 11) Get Out of My Life
 * 12) Is This What You Call Love?
 * 13) Who Can Say What's True?
 * 14) Women and Death
 * 15) Suspicion Song
 * 16) School of Hard Knocks
 * 17) Witch's Lament
 * 18) Always in Control
 * 19) Lost My Power
 * 20) Watch While I Revise the World
 * 21) Making the Connection
 * 22) With So Little to Be Sure Of
 * 23) The Art of Making Art

Steve Jablonsky Soundtracks

 * 1. Gears of War 3 - Finally a Tomorrow
 * 2. Gears of War 2 - Hope Runs Deep
 * 3. Desperate Housewives - 3x07 Ending Score
 * 4. Desperate Housewives - 5x19 Ending Socre
 * 4. Season 8's Mysterious Music