User blog comment:AndrewVDK/Season 7 - Your Thoughts/@comment-5066566-20110516173541/@comment-5066566-20110516175520

Maybe it turns out Mary Alice didn't die after all - she jumps out a van that has been parked on the lane for the past 12ish years with Ashton Kutcher and she suddenly yells to all the housewives

"YOU JUST GOT PUNKED SUCKKA!!!!" :)